Stress relievers

Forget the diet center and send yourself a candy gram.
Make a things to do list of things you have already done.
Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax return in
Roman numerals.
Leaf through a National Geographic Magazine and draw
underwear on the natives.
Brush your teeth vigorously with Cheez Whiz.
Pound your head repeatedly on a pile of Wonder Bread.
Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend
they are in jail.